Morgan, 31, was arrested and taken from his home in handcuffs at the weekend after his family’s order with their local pizza parlour in Loughor, near Swansea, arrived minus two burgers.

He is due to make a first appearance at Swansea Magistrates’ Court, in south Wales, next Monday.

The incident began when Morgan was at home in with partner Michelle Owen on Saturday evening.

The couple, who have two children, planned to stay in and watch ITV1′s The X Factor with other family members.

A dispute is alleged to have started after an order of food with a local pizza parlour arrived without the, no doubt, tasty hamburgers.

Mr Morgan claims it was agreed the group should wait for the rest of the order, he told the South Wales Evening Post.

A dispute is alleged to have started with a delivery man who came to the house later, and £15 compensation was eventually paid out, he claims.

What follows remains unclear, however police visited the address later that evening and arrested Mr Morgan on suspicion of robbery.

He was taken to Swansea Central police station where he was questioned about the incident and held overnight.

A South Wales Police spokesman confirmed that a 31-year-old man was arrested on Saturday evening and has since been charged with causing criminal damage to food valued at £5.

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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One
night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the
child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She
agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it
discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write “Spaghetti”
on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.”Honey,”she
said, “you received a very strange post card today.” “Oh, just give it to me
and I’ll explain it later,” he said.The wife obeyed and watched as her
husband read the card, turned white,and fainted.
On the card was written:

“Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.Three with
meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce.”

An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He
wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was a lot of
work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent,
who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote
a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I
won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m
just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I
know if you were here my troubles would be over. I
know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.

Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where I buried the
bodies.

Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local
police arrived and dug up the entire area without
finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and
left.

That same day the old man received another letter from
his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I
could do under the circumstances.

Love you, Vinnie

We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important
to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking
activity, as it’s the only type of cooking a ‘real’ man will do, probably
because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put
into motion:

Routine…

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with
the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is
lounging beside the grill – beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLA CES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine….

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks
her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the
situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine….

(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces,
and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking
efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ‘her night off.’ And, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some  women……