“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand”

~ Barbara Johnson, author and comedian

“Seeing is deceiving. It’s eating that’s believing”

“Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all”

“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives”

“Laughter is brightest where food is best”

“I just hate health food”

“Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them”.

“To safeguard one’s health at the cost of too strict a diet is a tiresome illness, indeed”.

“Nouvelle Cuisine, roughly translated, means: I can’t believe I paid ninety-six dollars and I’m still hungry”

~ Mike Kalin